The Alf Movie

The remake of A-Team into a movie got me thinking the other day, why can't Alf be brought back as a big budget movie!? Some person online thought of the same thing and made this super awesome poster with the potential stars of a new Alf movie. I thought it was real for awhile until I checked IMDB. Shoot!

I like all of the choices, though I would like to have the original cast back, though I think Willy is in jail for molesting kids (ouch!). I would love to see Megan Fox in it for sure. The other day the DVD player broke from me constantly rewinding and pausing on the scene in Transformers 2 where she leans over the motorcycle. Don't tell anyone... I was masturbating. My Mom had to use part of her Social Security check to buy a new one so she didn't have as much money for the casino. Boy, was she upset!

Alf rules!

Alf Meets the X-Files

Oh no, look out Alf! It's the X-Files!

This artist obviously wonders what would happen if Alf were to meet the X-Files. No doubt the results would be hilarious and we'd learn an important lesson about team work. You know they would have to have a fight when they first met though. It's what happens in the comic books my mom is always yelling at me for buying.

I usually have dreams about Alf meeting other TV shows after I take my brain medicine.


Alf rules!

Alf Plays Heavy Metal Rock and Roll Music

Some inspired people created this video of Alf playing heavy metal rock and roll music. It's pretty funny, because he's not really playing that song at all!

My mother would never let me listen to this kind of music when I was growing up. Now she can't stop me, because I bought headphones and she can't hear what I'm listening to when I'm wearing them. When she asks I say I'm listening to Susan Boyle.

Alf rules!