ALF EVERYWHERE OMFG!



I really hope my Mom doesn't see the title of this post, because she would go nuts if she knew I was taking the Lord's name in vain. No, not Alf's name, Jesus's name who is also known as Lord. Don't ask me why. Anyway, I was at a flea market today and there was so much Alf stuff. It was everywhere! All right, maybe there was a few Alf things on a couple of tables, but it was more Alf than I've seen in one place anywhere outside my bedroom at the trailer.

The one booth had so many Alf things that I forgot to breathe when I saw it all. It was like I was young again. I talked to the lady that was running the booth about Alf. At first she seemed really interested, but after about thirty minutes I think that she was losing some interested and started getting kind of short with me. Really!! I'm a customer! The customer is always right and if that includes wanting to talk about Alf, then let them! Anyway, I couldn't afford much but I did manage to get together 2.50. The item cost 3, but someone gave me the rest because they thought I was mentally handicapped. I don't know how they got that idea, but why would I correct them?

Anyway, now I sit at home and my Alf puppet talks to me for hours. Sometimes it tells me to do bad things. Don't tell Mom!

Alf Rules!!!!